Earl: Let's take those old awards over there... with proper alignment they should tell us when it's lunch time.
Url: Just a little more.... Perfect!
Earl: This should quiet HR about our lunch punctuality.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Episode 10: Adventures in IT
Earl and Url have been temporarily transferred to IT. They attempt to fix a computer.
Earl starts the day by trying to figure out the purpose of each wire.
Earl: I wonder what would happen if I yank this wire out?
There is a work order request for additional memory to support the new ERP system, so Earl prepares the computer for more RAM.
Earl: You plug it in. I'm not doing it.
Url: No, you do it.
Earl: No you.
Url: Don't be afraid, it's not a mountain ram.
Earl: Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
Teamwork!
They enjoy their lunch break after a morning of hard work -- Spagehettios and Tang, the diet of all corporate Vikings. As they take in the view of the vast farmland (cube farmland) they count the prairie doggers.
Earl starts the day by trying to figure out the purpose of each wire.
Earl: I wonder what would happen if I yank this wire out?
There is a work order request for additional memory to support the new ERP system, so Earl prepares the computer for more RAM.
Earl: You plug it in. I'm not doing it.
Url: No, you do it.
Earl: No you.
Url: Don't be afraid, it's not a mountain ram.
Earl: Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
Teamwork!
They enjoy their lunch break after a morning of hard work -- Spagehettios and Tang, the diet of all corporate Vikings. As they take in the view of the vast farmland (cube farmland) they count the prairie doggers.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Episode 9: Introducing Pat the Moose
A lonely Dwight has been looking online for Russian mail-order moose brides.
He places an order and unintentionally enters "male-order".
6-8 weeks later, Pat arrives.
Much to Dwight's surprise, Pat is not a bride.
Dwight tries to send Pat back, but finds out there is a no-return policy.
So he decides to make the best of the situation and keep Pat as a friend....
even though Earl will never stop making fun of him and his Moose-Man-Bride-Friend.
He places an order and unintentionally enters "male-order".
6-8 weeks later, Pat arrives.
Much to Dwight's surprise, Pat is not a bride.
Dwight tries to send Pat back, but finds out there is a no-return policy.
So he decides to make the best of the situation and keep Pat as a friend....
even though Earl will never stop making fun of him and his Moose-Man-Bride-Friend.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Episode 8: Makin' copies
Url: Earl. The Earlster. The Earlinator. The Earlorino... makin' copies....
Earl: Yeah yeah yeah, go back to doing whatever is you do!
Earl: Wooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!
The lone sword remains.
The copier spits Earl out with the paper.
Meanwhile, Url decides to keep the masterpiece created from Earl's misfortune as a potential sale on Ebay.
Earl: Yeah yeah yeah, go back to doing whatever is you do!
Earl: Wooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!
The lone sword remains.
The copier spits Earl out with the paper.
Meanwhile, Url decides to keep the masterpiece created from Earl's misfortune as a potential sale on Ebay.
Earl was last seen in HR filing for Workman's Comp.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Episode 7: The Faux Intruder
Last night, while working his shift at the pre-packaged air warehouse, Dwight decided it would be helpful to install a trap for would-be saboteurs.
He worked diligently most of the night until he got a little punch-drunk from the fatigue and lack of sleep.
He found Url's helmet, put it on and eventually curled up in a corner to take a nap. He figured the warehouse was safe with the new security trap installed.
Late that night Dwight heard the trap go into action and went to check it out. It was URL in the trap! Apparently Url realized that he'd left his helmet behind - he needed it for a late night rendezvous.
Dwight found the whole situation so hilarious that he called Earl.
They both laughed so hard that they rolled around on the floor - all the while Url was steaming mad!
He worked diligently most of the night until he got a little punch-drunk from the fatigue and lack of sleep.
He found Url's helmet, put it on and eventually curled up in a corner to take a nap. He figured the warehouse was safe with the new security trap installed.
Late that night Dwight heard the trap go into action and went to check it out. It was URL in the trap! Apparently Url realized that he'd left his helmet behind - he needed it for a late night rendezvous.
Dwight found the whole situation so hilarious that he called Earl.
They both laughed so hard that they rolled around on the floor - all the while Url was steaming mad!
This morning a new company policy came out:
Any employee caught creating slinky traps will be publicly flogged.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Episode 6: After Hours
An anonymous person sold us some after hours footage....
Url is caught rehearsing lines for Braveheart: The Musical.
Earl is fulfilling his lifelong dream by going to night school to be a Business Analyst.
Dwight has an admitted addiction to social networking over the internet.
Url is caught rehearsing lines for Braveheart: The Musical.
Earl is fulfilling his lifelong dream by going to night school to be a Business Analyst.
Dwight has an admitted addiction to social networking over the internet.
Monday, August 3, 2009
Episode 5: The Sport of Stapling
Url's Dilemma: How am I going to staple my sales report for prepackaged air?
Solution: Have Earl jump off a stack of books onto the stapler.
Right before takeoff...
He makes a perfect landing!
However, the stapler had more spring than expected.
That's gonna leave a mark.
Url: Touchdown! My turn!
Solution: Have Earl jump off a stack of books onto the stapler.
Right before takeoff...
He makes a perfect landing!
However, the stapler had more spring than expected.
That's gonna leave a mark.
Url: Touchdown! My turn!
Note: No miniature vikings were harmed during the making of this episode.
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