Episode 18: Christmas Cheer

Url is decorating his cube for Christmas.

Meanwhile Earl decides to steal some candy from Url's candy jar.

..and gets stuck. He yells for help but Dwight just laughs.

Url: Have no fear my friend! I will save you!

He fashions a rope out of paper clips.

Url slowly pulls Earl out of the candy jar to safety.

Url: Was it worth it?

Earl: My candy...

CREDITS:

Thank you "Mark" for the great story!

Episode 17: Staying Awake

Lately Earl and Url have been having problems staying awake on the job.
Earl found an "energy shot" drink and decided to try it out on Url.



Earl: Url, you need to try this energy shot.
Url: Why?
Earl: Because the boss saw you falling asleep on the job, plus it will give you "6 hours of power".


Url: Glug glug glug glug glug..... ahhhh....



Url: Woah! I am strong like bull!


Url: Don't worry Pat, the bottle said "No Crash".

Episode 16: Halloween, Viking style

Url: I'm dressing up as a ghost, you pick something else.
Earl: No, you pick something else.



Earl: Smile for the camera you copycat.



Earl and Url went trick or treating around the office. They even went to Dwight's house. Dwight thinks, "Ghosts... how original."



Url: Pat hit the jack pot!
Earl: All I got was a rock.....



Later that night Dwight tries on Earl's costume.
Dwight thinks, "Ooooooh, look at me... I'm a ghost, I'm so scary...."

Episode 15: Tape Walking

Url: Steady... Cut it right here.



((WHACK!))



Url: ... and now put this piece on your other boot..




Earl: (in song) Look at what's happening to me... I can't believe it myself..
Url: Stop singing!

Earl: Look Ma! No hands!


The next day another office policy memo came out: Mis-uses of office supplies are strictly prohibited, including applying tape to personal items for stunts. Offenders will be stripped of their right to choose one office supply item per year (less than $5.00).

Episode 14: Asleep on the job

Earl: Zzzzzzzz.....

After spending the morning reading his GI Joe comic book, Earl fell asleep on the job.

He dreams about the Joes doing their training sessions...

Dwight? What's Dwight doing in the dream?

Url: I warned you about eating that pickled herring club sandwich for lunch!

Earl: Uhhhhhhgggghhhhh... ((--belch--))

CREDITS:

Special thanks to our newest design member "Mark" for contributing his time, creativity and toys :)

Episode 13: The Moonwalk

Url: What have these two done to my prepacked airhouse?!


Pat is an expert moonwalker and shows off.


Dwight eventually gets the hang of it.


Meanwhile, Earl and Url are furious.
Url: We're not even tall enough to go in!!


After a few hours of moonwalking, Pat's antler gets caught in one of the air bags and causes a loud pop.

Later that day the moonwalk was shut down by OSHA.

Episode 12: Bungee Jumping

Earl: I have an idea for a new office sport - telephone cord bungee jumping!
Url: Brilliant!



Earl: Let's get this to the top of the cabinet..


Earl: Here I go!


Earl: Woooooooooooooooooooo!


(((BOOOOIINNNNNG)))


Url: Success!

Episode 11, Part 2: Stonehenge

Url: Look, it’s lunch time again. That’s twice in one day.
Earl: That shadow looks defective, but these stones don’t lie.


Dwight used his security flashlight to cast the mysterious shadow.
He learned to play tricks from Earl.


Earl: What is it boy? I think he found the time machine!
Url: Turn it on and let’s have lunch again.

Episode 11: Stonehenge

Earl: I have an idea.

Earl: Let's take those old awards over there... with proper alignment they should tell us when it's lunch time.

Url: Just a little more.... Perfect!

Earl: This should quiet HR about our lunch punctuality.

Episode 10: Adventures in IT

Earl and Url have been temporarily transferred to IT. They attempt to fix a computer.

Earl starts the day by trying to figure out the purpose of each wire.
Earl: I wonder what would happen if I yank this wire out?


There is a work order request for additional memory to support the new ERP system, so Earl prepares the computer for more RAM.



Earl: You plug it in. I'm not doing it.
Url: No, you do it.
Earl: No you.
Url: Don't be afraid, it's not a mountain ram.
Earl: Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!

Teamwork!


They enjoy their lunch break after a morning of hard work -- Spagehettios and Tang, the diet of all corporate Vikings. As they take in the view of the vast farmland (cube farmland) they count the prairie doggers.

Episode 9: Introducing Pat the Moose

A lonely Dwight has been looking online for Russian mail-order moose brides.


He places an order and unintentionally enters "male-order".

6-8 weeks later, Pat arrives.



Much to Dwight's surprise, Pat is not a bride.





Dwight tries to send Pat back, but finds out there is a no-return policy.


So he decides to make the best of the situation and keep Pat as a friend....
even though Earl will never stop making fun of him and his Moose-Man-Bride-Friend.