Friday, July 31, 2009

Episode 4: Attack of the Stapler Remover

Earl was leisurely skateboarding through the office cubicles, as most miniature vikings do....



...when he came upon a large, saber-toothed monster!


Never having seen a stapler remover before, he assumed this was a devious attempt from other miniature vikings to sabotage Url's prepackaged air idea.

So to protect himself, his pet Dwight and Url's billion dollar idea, he jumped off his skateboard and attacked the scary, legless, office monster.



Victory! The monster lies dead......a bloodless battle.



The next day a new office policy came out..
"Skateboarding is strictly prohibited in the office area."

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Episode 3: Url the Viking Entrepreneur

Url : Would Dwight like to do some moonlighting?

Earl: What do you mean?


Url: I need him to guard a shipment of prepackaged air.

Earl: Prepackaged air?!

Url: Yes! It will be the next biggest thing since bottled water! I'm planning on offering many lines of prepacked air... Spring Air, Purified Air, Mineral Air, Distilled Air, Sparkling Air, Artesian Air... and for those on a budget - Tap Air.


Earl doesn't really buy into the idea but could use the extra money, so he lets Dwight take the job. However, he knows that Dwight will get the shakes if he goes too long without online communications.

Earl: Your business will be complete after I hook up internet access!


Meanwhile, Dwight carefully guards the warehouse, or "airhouse".


Stay tuned.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Episode 2: Earl's New Pet

(whistles) "Here boy! Dwight! Where are you?!"


Meet Dwight.

Earl delights in feeding his new pet, Dwight.

And he takes great pleasure going on long walks with Dwight.
(Note he is obeying the leash laws)

But he will have to get used to cleaning up after him.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Episode 1: The Fight

It was an eventful week for the Viking duo of Earl and Url.

You see, Earl is a prankster and Url is not.

Hidden cameras show the prank of Earl putting a "kick me" post-it on Url's back.

See Exhibit A.


Exhibit B.


Url retaliated by raising his weapon and a fight ensued...


It was traumatic, dramatic and terribly exciting! Tiny clanking sounds could be heard from cubes all around!

After HR became involved, Url agreed to take an anger management class and Earl agreed to take employee sensitivity training.