Episode 23: The Mystery of the Crystal Barrels

In a cubicle far, far away, Earl, in his many travels, stumbles upon a castle. 

And who should happen to come out of the castle?  His long lost friend, Url.

Url shows Earl what he's been doing for many months: building his masterpiece.

Earl: Dwight, how did you know about this place?

Dwight: Dude, I just know things.  

Url:  We will not be attacked because I hired an intimidating looking guard from Temps-for-Less.

Earl:  Umm, I don't think it's the guard that scares people...



Episode 22: Url MIA

Earl: Have you guys seen Url?

Pat:  Last I heard he was arrested for jaywalking, but he escaped.

Dwight:  Jaywalking? Bwuahahahahahaaaa!!

Meanwhile....

The next day an anonymous picture surfaced...

Episode 21: New Cologne

Earl:  What is that smell?!

Url:  It's the sweet smell of success!

Url:  ...or maybe it's my new cologne.

Earl:  That's disgusting, man.

Earl:  You better lose that cologne before a new policy comes out.

Url: Where are all these frogs coming from?

Earl: Hey Frog Prince, you seem to have made some new friends.

Url:  I noticed.  This is very strange.

Meanwhile, Dwight has fallen over laughing.  Earlier he sold Url a "Scent of Success" cologne that was really a frog pheromone formula.

Episode 20: The USB Monster

Earl:  Is it dead?

Url:  Stand back Pat!

Earl: So what is it?

Url:  Hmmm.... interesting....

Earl:  This must be the head!

Url:  I remember my grandfather telling stories of his travels across the great sea.  He told us of creatures just like this one.

Earl:  Two words - sea food.  Let's eat it.

Url:  Good idea.

Episode 19: The Catapult

Url:  We need some affordable transportation.
Earl:  Remember how we used to travel in the old days?
Url: Hmmm....

Earl:  ...and not only is it affordable, it will save on gas..

Url: Kids, don't try this at home. 

Earl: 1, 2, 3, Launch!

Url:  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Url:  Umm....  a little help here...

No pencils were harmed during the making of this episode.

Episode 18: Christmas Cheer

Url is decorating his cube for Christmas.

Meanwhile Earl decides to steal some candy from Url's candy jar.

..and gets stuck. He yells for help but Dwight just laughs.

Url: Have no fear my friend! I will save you!

He fashions a rope out of paper clips.

Url slowly pulls Earl out of the candy jar to safety.

Url: Was it worth it?

Earl: My candy...

CREDITS:

Thank you "Mark" for the great story!

Episode 17: Staying Awake

Lately Earl and Url have been having problems staying awake on the job.
Earl found an "energy shot" drink and decided to try it out on Url.



Earl: Url, you need to try this energy shot.
Url: Why?
Earl: Because the boss saw you falling asleep on the job, plus it will give you "6 hours of power".


Url: Glug glug glug glug glug..... ahhhh....



Url: Woah! I am strong like bull!


Url: Don't worry Pat, the bottle said "No Crash".

Episode 16: Halloween, Viking style

Url: I'm dressing up as a ghost, you pick something else.
Earl: No, you pick something else.



Earl: Smile for the camera you copycat.



Earl and Url went trick or treating around the office. They even went to Dwight's house. Dwight thinks, "Ghosts... how original."



Url: Pat hit the jack pot!
Earl: All I got was a rock.....



Later that night Dwight tries on Earl's costume.
Dwight thinks, "Ooooooh, look at me... I'm a ghost, I'm so scary...."

Episode 15: Tape Walking

Url: Steady... Cut it right here.



((WHACK!))



Url: ... and now put this piece on your other boot..




Earl: (in song) Look at what's happening to me... I can't believe it myself..
Url: Stop singing!

Earl: Look Ma! No hands!


The next day another office policy memo came out: Mis-uses of office supplies are strictly prohibited, including applying tape to personal items for stunts. Offenders will be stripped of their right to choose one office supply item per year (less than $5.00).

Episode 14: Asleep on the job

Earl: Zzzzzzzz.....

After spending the morning reading his GI Joe comic book, Earl fell asleep on the job.

He dreams about the Joes doing their training sessions...

Dwight? What's Dwight doing in the dream?

Url: I warned you about eating that pickled herring club sandwich for lunch!

Earl: Uhhhhhhgggghhhhh... ((--belch--))

CREDITS:

Special thanks to our newest design member "Mark" for contributing his time, creativity and toys :)

Episode 13: The Moonwalk

Url: What have these two done to my prepacked airhouse?!


Pat is an expert moonwalker and shows off.


Dwight eventually gets the hang of it.


Meanwhile, Earl and Url are furious.
Url: We're not even tall enough to go in!!


After a few hours of moonwalking, Pat's antler gets caught in one of the air bags and causes a loud pop.

Later that day the moonwalk was shut down by OSHA.