...when he came upon a large, saber-toothed monster!
Never having seen a stapler remover before, he assumed this was a devious attempt from other miniature vikings to sabotage Url's prepackaged air idea.
So to protect himself, his pet Dwight and Url's billion dollar idea, he jumped off his skateboard and attacked the scary, legless, office monster.
Victory! The monster lies dead......a bloodless battle.
The next day a new office policy came out..
"Skateboarding is strictly prohibited in the office area."