In a cubicle far, far away, Earl, in his many travels, stumbles upon a castle.
And who should happen to come out of the castle? His long lost friend, Url.
Url shows Earl what he's been doing for many months: building his masterpiece.
Earl: Dwight, how did you know about this place?
Dwight: Dude, I just know things.
Url: We will not be attacked because I hired an intimidating looking guard from Temps-for-Less.